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Fifty Shades of Grey

This is it. The one you've all been waiting for. Episode 100. The many many shades of one weird little pervert and his almost relentlessly topless plaything. Eugh it sounds wrong to even type it out. Regardless, James has opinions and they will be heard whether you like it or not. Enjoy.

The Tierlist

This is the definitive list of what movies we like and what movies we didn't like. I'll give you a hint, only one movie made it to S tier. Enjoy the sweet sweet rage inducing angst that can only come from James watching movies he was never supposed to. Harry Potter is still mid, suck it nerds.

The Road to El Dorado pt 2

The Road to El Dorado is not really a road but there is a map but it's kinda pretend but you can touch it but its a cartoon. Welcome to hell.

The Road to El Dorado pt 1

This one of the most movie movies to ever movie. The plot is contrived and silly and the cast is fascinating but we have opinions about it. Enjoy.

Young Frankenstein pt 2

Mel Brooks wraps up a masterpiece with a surprise sex scene, Peter Boyle having dialogue and an extremely horny Igor. The end.

Young Frankenstein pt 1

THAT'S FRONKENSTEEN TO YOU BUSTER! Mel Brooks strikes again with yet another instant classic. Who could forget characters like Igor... erm... EYE-GORE. Inga. Elizabeth. Peter Boyle's remarkably predicted hair cut. It's all there and it's all magnificent.

Spaceballs pt2

Spaceballs is a once in a lifetime movie but we got it along with all the other Mel Brooks movies so it's even better than that. We love it and you maybe should also.

Spaceballs pt 1

Mel Brooks but in space. Honestly really really good and Rick Moranis is a hero we don't even deserve. Remarkable 9/10.

Bullet Train pt 2

I hope you're back for more madness in Bullet Train. We're out here bein silly and stuff. Enjoy!

Bullet Train pt 1

It's a hyperviolent, well written, and truly excellent movie. We both liked it. That's wild. Enjoy the hottest takes.