Episodes

Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
James and the Giant Peach pt 2
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Truly a nightmare to follow the plot. An unending cavalcade of horrific imagery and imagination. How does anything work. What is happening. Every event is like a new drug hitting the brain after consuming every Flintstone vitamin from the Flintstone's vitamins jar. Madness I tell you. Madness.

Monday Jan 08, 2024
James and the Giant Peach pt 1
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Monday Jan 08, 2024
No one asked for it. But in the end it might just be what everyone wanted. Some may reach the end of the episode and desperately want for more. Oh be patient dear listeners. Some may reach the end of the episode and ask 'Is James alright? Does he need help'? The answer? You judge for yourself.

Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Flushed Away pt 2
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
The mice aren't even here to play because not a single character in this movie is a mouse. They're rats. Also there are some sewer toads. No mice. Also some French Frogs. Enjoy.

Sunday Dec 17, 2023
Flushed Away pt 1
Sunday Dec 17, 2023
Sunday Dec 17, 2023
These rats aren't your average rats. They're also mice according to America. These mouse rats don't have average problems either. They're also British. God help us all.

Saturday Dec 09, 2023
Anastasia Pt 2
Saturday Dec 09, 2023
Saturday Dec 09, 2023
The second part of Anastasia where I get even more mad about how bad Anastasia is. Who made this? Why did this get made? This should have been checked and double checked. This is ridiculous. Someone stop them.

Saturday Dec 02, 2023
Anastasia pt 1
Saturday Dec 02, 2023
Saturday Dec 02, 2023
Anastasia might look a bit funny and might also speak with a deft American accent and might also be just a bit disconcerting in terms of tone but it sure is an entire movie that has only part of a script. Thank you come again.

Sunday Nov 26, 2023
The Never Ending Story pt 2
Sunday Nov 26, 2023
Sunday Nov 26, 2023
This is the end of the never ending story. It's very confusing to think about but it does in fact end. Not the story, the episode. Really, don't think about it too much as it is boggling to the mind. Including my mind. I'm confused.

Monday Nov 20, 2023
The Never Ending Story pt 1
Monday Nov 20, 2023
Monday Nov 20, 2023
The Never Ending Story. It's really not never ending but it is a decent story. The problem is none of it makes sense and it's all ridiculous even to the point that imagination doesn't bridge the gaps.

Monday Nov 20, 2023
Fifty Shades of Grey
Monday Nov 20, 2023
Monday Nov 20, 2023
This is it. The one you've all been waiting for. Episode 100. The many many shades of one weird little pervert and his almost relentlessly topless plaything. Eugh it sounds wrong to even type it out. Regardless, James has opinions and they will be heard whether you like it or not. Enjoy.

Monday Nov 06, 2023
The Tierlist
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Monday Nov 06, 2023
This is the definitive list of what movies we like and what movies we didn't like. I'll give you a hint, only one movie made it to S tier. Enjoy the sweet sweet rage inducing angst that can only come from James watching movies he was never supposed to. Harry Potter is still mid, suck it nerds.